Once again, the world's manufacturers, marketing people, right buyers and poor motor journalists have converged on the least car friendly nation on early - for the worlds biggest car show. Welcome to Geneva, Switzerland!

Now, we could go by the norm and give you a run down on each of the cars there and recount the basic narrative of the marketing scrawl that comes with the cars - or we could do something different. We appreciate that you are busy, probably looking at this at work, and don't have time to read lengthy stories about cars that may never enter production, so - over the coming days we are going to bring you the most interesting things at the show - with headlines only. We cannot guarantee the factual nature of the headlines - but we can guarantee they will be there! Lets begin...

LEXUS VISITS MAZDA 3 AND SUBARU FACTORIES - THINKS "THATS A GOOD IDEA!"

FERRARI BUILDS A 'GREEN' CAR - OBVIOUSLY MISUNDERSTANDS DESIGN BRIEF

ALFA AND PINNINFARINA TEAM TO BUILD A CAR - DUBBED "ALFA VIAGRA" DUE TO EFFECT ON MEN

And we will take a break there for the moment. In the mean time, print the picture above and put it on your wall, its stunning.

Racetape.com.au

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